Like records that are easily broken? [5]

I was thinking of classic VINYL records right off the bat, because of how easily they break, and wound up second-guessing myself because of that question mark, thinking that maybe it had to do with some other sort of record. But no, the seed here was “record breaking” in the athletic sense, so I guess now we know which one of us was prone to destructive tantrums as a child.

Mathematician whose name sounds like a fuel ship [5]

Maybe it’s because of all the cryptics that I solve, but I love hybrid clues: they provide users with two distinct ways to make that connection. In this case, the trivia alone is fairly helpful–there aren’t many famous five-letter mathematicians–but the homophonic part solidifies that answer: EULER, which, despite how it’s spelled, sounds a lot like “oiler.”

Bridal shower? [4]

With my wedding just over two months away, I have a lot of thoughts on my mind about the event itself. One thing that we won’t be doing is the throwing of RICE at the bride and groom–you know, the literal shower that falls upon the bridal party as they exit?

  • Marie Kelly, The Wall Street Journal, 6/30/17

Initiates badly? [5]

I don’t think I’ve ever been initiated into an organization, except maybe the Key Club, so I can’t say for sure how an initiation is supposed to go. But if you’ve seen any sort of college comedy, you probably agree that the notorious HAZES of frat-pledging students are probably less than goodly.

  • Ruth Bloomfield Margolin, The New York Times, 6/22/17

Pitchfork-wielding assemblage [3]

I love overly complicated clues for short words: they delightfully obfuscate, which is, when you think about it, all that a crossword does. Don’t go thinking that “assemblage” refers to some sort of machinery–instead, the clue is basically talking about a group of people with pitchforks, or as Frankenstein’s monster might call them, a MOB.

  • Bruce Haight, The New York Times, 6/21/17

Learn one’s lessons quickly? [4]

We can debate the semantics of whether you actually “learn” anything if you CRAM for a test or if you’re just enabling yourself to get by on a difficult test, but I think we can all agree that this clue does a fine job of cluing the act itself.

  • Francis Heaney, The American Values Club Crossword, 6/14/17

Bar at a roast [4]

Should I ever become famous enough to be roasted, I’ll certainly need a bar, but that’s not what this clue is talking about. Instead, we’re talking about the sort of roast that might occur at a luau, and the bar that’d be found there is most likely the SPIT that’s helping to evenly cook the meat.

  • David Steinberg, The New York Times, 6/8/17

Leave nothing behind? [5]

I have a lot of mixed feelings about our culture’s emphasis on “tipping,” but I can absolutely agree that the word used to describe “leave nothing behind (on your bill)” is STIFFS.

  • Derek Bowman and Sarah Keller, The New York Times, 6/1/17