If you don’t have one, consult a doctor immediately [5]

I’ll call this one the impossible clue: clearly a person without a PULSE wouldn’t be able to consult a doctor, as they’d be dead (and if they weren’t, they might actually not want to consult a doctor, given how we treat zombies ’round here). And yet, the clue’s quite fair (maybe you considered LIVER, HEART, or BRAIN first), and funny, too!

  • Patrick Blindauer, Patrick’s Puzzles, 4/24/17

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